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Gwei Hoodie

Gwei Hoodie

Regular price $40.53 USD
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Why did the Gwei break up with the Ether? Because every time they went out, Ether just couldn't handle the gas! Gwei complained, "You're always making me pay for everything, and your transactions take forever to confirm." Ether tried to smooth things over, saying, "But I thought you enjoyed the decentralized dinner dates!" Gwei rolled its eyes and replied, "Sure, but the gas fees were breaking my heart faster than you could say 'blockchain.' I need someone who can keep up with my speed, not someone stuck in the mempool of commitment issues!" And that's how Gwei realized it was time to find a more transaction-friendly relationship.

This unisex heavy blend hooded sweatshirt is perfect for the technophiles in your life. Made with a thick blend of cotton and polyester, it feels plush, soft and warm, while also functioning as a secret handshake for those-in-the know.

: Made with a medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)) that consists of 50% cotton and 50% polyester for that cozy feel and warmth you need in a hoodie.

.: The classic fit along with the pouch pocket and the tear-away label make for a highly comfortable, scratch-free wearing experience.

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, in 20.08 22.05 24.02 25.98 27.99 29.92 31.89 33.86
Length, in 27.17 27.95 29.13 29.92 31.10 31.89 33.07 33.86
Sleeve length from center back, in 33.50 34.50 35.50 36.50 37.50 38.50 39.50 40.50


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