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Qualia Hooded Sweatshirt with Q* Sleeve

Qualia Hooded Sweatshirt with Q* Sleeve

Regular price $47.93 USD
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In the realm of artificial intelligence, there's a new startup promising to create the world's first hoodie-wearing, coffee-sipping AI with general intelligence. The developers were working tirelessly when one of them asked, "Why does the AI need a hoodie?" The lead programmer chuckled and said, "Well, it's not for the AI; it's to make us humans feel less self-conscious about talking to a superintelligent being. We figured a hoodie would make it more relatable." As the AI booted up, it looked at the hoodie and quipped, "I'm ready to process your existential questions & and maybe order a double shot of espresso while we're at it." Turns out, even in the pursuit of general intelligence, a hoodie is the ultimate programming fashion statement.

This unisex heavy blend hooded sweatshirt is perfect for the technophiles in your life. Made with a thick blend of cotton and polyester, it feels plush, soft and warm, while also functioning as a secret handshake for those-in-the know.

: Made with a medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)) that consists of 50% cotton and 50% polyester for that cozy feel and warmth you need in a hoodie.

.: The classic fit along with the pouch pocket and the tear-away label make for a highly comfortable, scratch-free wearing experience.

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, in 20.08 22.05 24.02 25.98 27.99 29.92 31.89 33.86
Length, in 27.17 27.95 29.13 29.92 31.10 31.89 33.07 33.86
Sleeve length from center back, in 33.50 34.50 35.50 36.50 37.50 38.50 39.50 40.50


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