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G* Hooded Sweatshirt

G* Hooded Sweatshirt

Regular price $38.08 USD
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In the realm of artificial intelligence, there's a new startup promising to create the world's first hoodie-wearing, coffee-sipping AI with general intelligence. The developers were working tirelessly when one of them asked, "Why does the AI need a hoodie?" The lead programmer chuckled and said, "Well, it's not for the AI; it's to make us humans feel less self-conscious about talking to a superintelligent being. We figured a hoodie would make it more relatable." As the AI booted up, it looked at the hoodie and quipped, "I'm ready to process your existential questions & and maybe order a double shot of espresso while we're at it." Turns out, even in the pursuit of general intelligence, a hoodie is the ultimate programming fashion statement.

This unisex heavy blend hooded sweatshirt is perfect for the technophiles in your life. Made with a thick blend of cotton and polyester, it feels plush, soft and warm, while also functioning as a secret handshake for those-in-the know.

: Made with a medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)) that consists of 50% cotton and 50% polyester for that cozy feel and warmth you need in a hoodie.

.: The classic fit along with the pouch pocket and the tear-away label make for a highly comfortable, scratch-free wearing experience.

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